FROM FABLE TO TABLE, THEY’RE THE BEST IN THE REALMS!
(You can now buy my spices online! Or, you can check my SCHEDULE to see where I will be next. Make sure to stock up when you see me!)
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3 – 5.5 oz bottles: $25.00 + $10 S&H=$35.00
OUTLAWS SECRET SPICE
Life as a rogue keeps you on your toes. The last thing you want to do on a dungeon break is to eat a bland meal. Thanks to a chance run-in with one of the realms top chefs, the Outlaw has miraculously come up with a spice to make most of his food taste great! That’s why those who have tried it have declared: “From cavern to tavern, it’s the best in the realms!”
INGREDIENTS
Powdered Spider Tongue (salt)
Root of Werespud (black pepper)
Twig of Botata Mangobbler (garlic)
Bark of Wanderoot (paprika)
Spore of Fungusamungus (onion)
Pinch of Winknowadameen (sage)
Bunion Powder (thyme)
Dollop of Sparsely (celery)
5.5 oz bottle: $10.00 + $3 S&H=$13.00
YAMACHA’S CAMPFIRE KICK
After raging battles with orcs, slobgoblins, ogres, and floating eyesores, there’s nothing like kicking back around the old campfire and consuming whatever bit of meat you’ve hunted. Well, unless you’re trying to flavor it up with whatever weak-kneed spice you’ve purchased at a local Copper Stop! Give that mouthwatering chunk of flesh what it needs! That’s just what YaMacha Deschingler decided to do when he came up with this culinary masterpiece! That’s why those who have tried it have declared: “From beast to feast, it’s the best in the realms!”
INGREDIENTS
Follicle Orb (salt)
Crampenpoof (black pepper)
Flakes of Dandoore (garlic)
Tombaric (chili pepper)
Curltoe Peppers (onion)
Scarfenmauw (oregano)
Chib Extract (cumin)
Twist of Grubworm (smoked paprika)
5.5 oz bottle: $10.00 + $3 S&H=$13.00
HEALY’S HEALTHFUL HURBZ
Being a cleric in the Unremembered Realms isn’t an easy job. You have to fight monsters and also heal those who have fallen. But what do you do when it’s lunchtime and your food is suffering from critical blandness! That’s why Healy developed this magical spice to heal your appetite! That’s why many fellow travelers have declared, “From Temple to Table, it’s the best in the Realms!”
INGREDIENTS
Golden Ficus Root (lemon)
Snowgrass (black pepper)
Gingervitus (dill)
Dooperwart (onion powder)
Chib Thistle (thyme)
Pinch of Placebo (coriander)
Tweentow Moss (garlic)
5.5 oz bottle: $10.00 + $3 S&H=$13.00