Music from the Unremembered Realms
Scales & The Marshtones “Found On the Road” Tour CD is the first musical effort from the Unremembered Realms™! On this hilarious CD you will get 7 skits of Scales and the band playing live shows at various places in the realms. Each skit will not only have fun banter, but 3 to 4 songs from the band! The music is parodies of modern music set to a fantasy theme. We like to refer to it as D&D meets Weird Al Yankovic. A breakdown of the songs will be listed further below. But first, let’s meet the band!
Scales – Lead Vocals / Rhythm Lute
This musical lizardman is also the frontman for the band. He grew up in the murky swamps of Sunkensod. He dreamt of becoming a musician after seeing his hero, One Man Bard, save his village from a dragon’s attack. After forming the band he signed with Colonel From Parker, who set up the Found On the Road tour. Scales loves to sing, perform live, and resist the urge to eat halflings, which are a delicacy to lizardmen.
Peavus Calloway – Lead Lute / Backup Vocals
A former mage who switched to bards when he saw how ladies reacted to bards up on stage. He is also an inventor. He used his magic to create Marred Skull Amps, sound amplifying wands, and something he calls reverberations. Peavus is a little older than the other members, but his energy level is off the charts!
Maul Chaffer – Warshburn Bass / Backup Vocals / Kazooka
A half-ogre who likes to pluck away at his washtub he converted into a bass guitar. He also enjoys plucking the intestines out of hecklers who are dumb enough to heckle his music. Word to the wise: Always applaud.
Gilliganus “Ghasper” Krebbs – Bongos / Backup Groans
The ghost of a druid who floated into practice one day and brought their sound to life! Ghasper is also the ghost writer for a lot of their songs. His hobbies include chilling out, floating around, and having a wailing good time.
Here’s what you get:
The Scales & The Marshtone CD
Great artwork with lot’s of fun music! With every purchase of the physical CD, you’ll get all the digital files emailed to you as well!
Merch Madness Game
A fun game for 2-4 players. Each player plays a roadie for the band. The goal is to sell as much “merch” as you can while on tour with Scales & The Marshtones. Can you escape the Undead Groupies, protesting halflings, and posers to win the game?
24-pages journal booklet. Life on the road is tough, but oh there are stories to tell! Read all 16 journal entries and discover all the craziness of touring with this band!
Scales and The Marshtones CD: $15.00 + $3 S&H=$18.00
Scales and The Marshtones CD, Journal, and Merch Madness Game: $20.00 + $3.00 S&H=23.00
Scales and The Marshtones Digital Superpack: CD, Journal, and Merch Madness Game: $15.00 All items sent digitally.
All sales are for the United State only except for the digital versions which are available all over the world.
Click this link to see a map of the Unremembered Realms and see where the band tours. Map_Unremembered_Realms
Music from the Land of Wordishure
Songs of Wordishure
Description
Songs of Wordishure is a 6 song music CD that I co-wrote with musician and friend Chuck Bailey. Each of these sing-a-long songs is based on characters or situations from Tales of Wordishure Book I. Special guests on the CD include kids from my church and my pastor and his wife. Suitable for all ages. All songs performed conservatively on an acoustic guitar with excellent vocal work.
Songs
- Welcome to Wordishure
- How Do You Hug a Porcupine
- In a Clankabang Tree
- Fellowships Wake
- Up Tumbledown
- Under Sleeping Willows
CD
$10 + $3 S&H=$13