Book Description
The Journal of an Outlaw Series is a comedic take on the fantasy genre. Book 5 has 100 more journal entries that continue the crazy adventures of an unnamed rogue in the Unremembered Realms. The book series has been described as a blend of Lord of the Rings and Monty Python. Book 5 spends more time delving into the character and all his associates. If you thought you read it all in Books 1-4, you haven’t read anything yet! Book 5 takes the series to new levels and will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. It even has a special cover painted by legendary Dungeons & Dragons artist, Larry Elmore!
From the Back Cover
As I graduated from the Crimson Roof Thieving Guild, they advised all the new rogues to find an adventuring party and build up our character. Little did I know, that meant putting up with endless foolishness and shenanigans! I learned quickly not to steal food off YaMacha, the barbarian’s plate. I watched him tear a half-orcs head in two with his bare hands over a half-ripe kumquat!
I’ve also learned to keep Aloonda, the elven mage, from experimenting on me with her new ideas for magical potions. Sure, the feathers fell off eventually, but they were incredibly itchy in some places where they grew. Also, I learned never to get in the way of the party’s archers. I don’t need to get into details about this; you get the point.
Finally, the only advice I can give you about what I’ve learned is that you should become best pals with the clerics. You’re going to need them!
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